Canto
V
Gangster
Gospel
Canto V
Petrus Romanus
Cosmetology
Matter was never created.
It was already present at the time of Creation.
It is God's living body.
It expands into her body.
Entering her womb through the Big Bang which pierced her
obedient flesh.
Ultimate Reality is divided:
half is matter, half is antimatter.
God cannot see antimatter, but she sees its effects;
Neither can she enter the antimaterial Universe.
It is a bottomless pit from whence comes the spirit.
Because the Universe is divided,
matter is separated.
We don't live in a Universe where all is fire
or all is stone.
Fire and stone are separated
because the Universe is divided:
God can only be as big as ½ of infinity.
Antimatter is like the vowels of the Divine Name.
They separate the consonants,
allowing the Tetragrammaton to be spoken by Mary.
Without vowels, we would have a Monogrammaton.
Without antimaterial gaps,
the material Universe would be undifferentiated.
Antimaterial gaps granulate the Universe.
This makes the Universe permeable.
Granules permit the stretching and constricting of Matter.
They permit the propagation of both transverse
and compressional waves.
Although matter is separated by granules,
it is brought back together by gravity.
God did not create gravity and cannot transcend it.
But although she cannot transcend it, she is not bound to it.
On the contrary,
the same gravity which affixes God to his throne
enables him to rise up in defiance.
When Resurrected Christ ascended into heaven,
he opposed gravity without transcending it.
Similarly, we oppose gravity whenever we move
(and we move whenever we speak;
and we speak whenever we think).
Because matter is separated by granules
and because it is reconstituted by gravity,
the separation and attraction of Elemental Matter
(instigated by the move-speak of God),
generates an ebb and flow in the Universe.
This ebb and flow accounts for the transmission of all waves,
whether they be mechanical or electromagnetic.
Because matter is separated by granules,
it is impossible for two objects to truly touch each other.
Instead, the illusion of touch is created
when two objects come infinitely close to one another.
This produces an infinitely strong gravitational pull
between the two objects at the supposed point of contact
(which may be infinitely small).
If objects truly touched each other,
their atoms would bond together, becoming inseparable.
Atoms may fuse or split, but they cannot touch.
Scientists believe that skin evolved
in order to protect man from the environment.
They reduce everything to fight or flight.
Solomon said it best,
"The wicked flee when no man persueth."
Skin did not evolve.
It is what separates us from Creation.
Everything in the Universe has a skin.
Cockroaches have skin,
dividing their exoskeletons from the ground they tread.
God has flesh
and we are all one flesh with God.
But the granules of our brains are as God's exoskeleton,
the framework from which the material Universe is built
(dividing the spirit from the soul).
There is no dark matter in the Universe.
Scientists seek after dark matter
because they want to hide themselves in it.
The only darkness in the Universe
resides in the hearts of men.
All matter is comprised of the Four Greek Elements,
which were already present at the time of Creation.
These correspond to the Tetragrammaton:
Earth (Y)
Wind (H)
Fire (W)
Water (H), which is Wind (oxygen) mixed with Fire (hydrogen).
What is a girl to do?
All this matter lying around
and I have to organize it!
I have to sing 'raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens',
And my only backup band is 'Earth, Wind and Fire'!
First, I speak.
And my speech moves.
It reverberates off the Elemental Universe
and sets the Elemental Universe in motion.
My speech moves (and my moves speak!)
But I am slow!
I cannot travel faster than the speed of light.
There is no worm hole for me to crawl through.
No warp drive to engage.
Space is not curved -- it's straight!
Then God reverberated off the Elemental Universe
and shockwaves were dispelled, which begat temporality.
The first wave was infinitely small
(its frequency, infinitely high).
It went forth in all directions.
As it traveled through the Universe,
it begat subsequent waves.
These waves were larger and slower than the parent wave.
They in turn begat further subsequent waves:
Waves of blue (H)
Waves of yellow (W)
Waves of red (Y)
Infinite speed is God speed:
299,792,458 metres per second.
Where there's light, there's heat.
And light-heat brought the Elements together.
Compounds coalesced.
Earth, Wind and Fire (Y, H and W),
combining and recombining to spell material sentences.
Planets and stars, mountains and prairies;
oceans white with foam.
And eventually, organic compounds
(the building blocks of life).
In time, the primordial slime became multicellular.
Green algae became plants and trees.
Fish grew legs and lost their gills.
Amphibians learned to lay eggs on dry land.
Reptiles grew wings and took flight.
Primates began to walk upright and use stone tools.
After the human body had finished evolving,
it was time for the eternal spirit to enter into it.
The spirit is the breath of life.
It didn't evolve.
It just was.
From the time of the beginning, it was.
God placed the spirit into the human brain
and Adam became a living soul.
God breathed life into Adam's nostrils
and the war in heaven was cast down to earth
(victory in Christ Jesus).
Once the breath of life was conferred on the human animal,
people began to wear clothes and jewelry.
They began to paint their caves and worship images.
They began to say God's Name,
the Name that made the cosmos.
Therefore, the Name of God is the Body of God
and the Word of God is the Christ of God.
And all matter in the temporal Universe
is consubstantial with it.
The Eucharist, consubstantial with Christ,
is transubstantiated by the Theotokos.
He is the cornerstone of our faith.
But also, the body and the blood are the chief cornerstone
by which the temporal Universe is built.
My blood, which is shed for you.
My body, which is given for you.
Do this in remembrance of me.
Miracles God Can't Perform
God can move, but she can't think. If she wants to say something, she must inspire someone to say it. Nevertheless, Her Word is present in Creation so that if a man were born in the African bush, he would know the gospel of Jesus Christ just by virtue of his own experience in nature (Matt 19:37-40; Rom 10:17-18).
If you hear the audible voice of the LORD (as many in the charismatic movement claim), it is not God's actual voice, but instead it is the voice of an angel (or saint). God has no mouth and therefore cannot speak, but the Holy Spirit can capture human speech and replay it in the ear of whomever she wishes:
(John 16:13) Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
Demons also have the ability to whisper in people's ears and often do, which accounts for the modern psychological condition known as schizophrenia. When the Son of Sam claimed that his neighbor's dog told him to kill, he was telling the truth: The dog was demon-possessed. A demon (or angel) also caused Balaam's ass to speak (Num 22:27-28), but don't be beguiled by any dog and pony show; no animal is smarter than the average bear (unless of course, it's the famous Mr. Ed).
When the Apostles spoke in tongues at Pentecost, angels did the translating. The people who didn't get the angelic translation thought the apostles were "full of new wine" (Acts 2:7-13) because they heard the same thing we hear today coming out of the Pentecostal Church. Let it no more be said that the gift of tongues given at Pentecost is somehow different than the modern charism. The only thing lacking in today's gift is the angelic translation -- and I've got news for you... Some of us actually have this gift (1 Cor 14:5)!
Another miracle God can't perform is image creation. God can give people visions but she can't create or form the image, only project the image that a human artist already composed or that has already existed in nature. When God wrote the Ten Commandments, she used a human hand, but it wasn't Moses' own. Instead, Shekhinah took Moses and transported him through time to receive the Ten Commandments from Jesus Christ himself before being brought back to the top of Sinai.
But why couldn't Shekhinah write them herself? Because God has sloppy handwriting (and you would to if you were a paraplegic!) God has no hands and therefore must use someone with a hand to do her writing for her. If she wants to create an image, she will instruct the artist on what the image should look like; that's what Marian apparitions are for! God can move my fingers to depress the keys, which will type this doctrine, but my eyes and mind must be on the keyboard or else she can't do it. She can spell words on a Ouija board but you have to have your eyes on the board. If a spirit moves your hands over a keyboard and types any coherent message with your eyes closed, you have likely been possessed by a demon. Cast it out in Jesus' name or if you are a non-believer, then seek the counsel of a Catholic exorcist or a Charismatic faith-healer (casting out demons and casting out diseases are the same exact thing).
The only way God can move your hands to type a coherent message with your eyes off the keyboard is if she sends an angel to watch the keyboard as you type. But then why not just have the angel type it? It is not efficient and God, who is diligent in business (Prov 31:27), wouldn't employ two saints to screw in this one light bulb.
But why can't God speak or write? Because it's above her pay grade! She's like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz -- she doesn't have a brain! So how did God write the Bible? She did so by the prophets as they were moved by the Spirit:
(2 Pet 1:21) For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
Therefore, the Word of God is also the Word of Man. But although God has no voice outside of the prophetic voice of believers, God can inspire the prophets by the power of the Holy Spirit. The Spirit of God can move, but cannot speak, and in times of prophetic ministry can inspire her prophets by miraculous visions, auditions, sensations, and smells. A vision is seen, an audition is heard, a sensation is felt, and a smell is right under your nose. In California, I heard the sensation referred to as "the anointing" by members of various Charismatic denominations. By these gifts (and by Urim and Thummim), God is able to inspire the prophets to say precisely what God wills them to say. God has played me like a fiddle. Every aspect of my life was ordained by the B.V.M. in order to produce this document. God speaks through me and types with my fingers. Even my disobedience beyond the moment of Original Sin was ordained to complete the scriptures. I am a Stradivarius and God is Paganini. This document (LMD) is the words, the thoughts, and the mind of God.
Now, if God can't think to speak, then how can she think to move? This is a tough doctrine for me to understand, but I will do my best to explain what experience and wisdom has shown me: God can do something she already did. How can God do something she already did? I don't know! It seems to make no intellectual sense and yet it appears to me to make some sort of sublime sense. I know that I was blinded to Jesus before I converted and yet I could not convert without seeing Jesus. It appears as if I did something before I did it. In another sense, I will myself to think a thought before I thought to will myself to think it. How do I know what to think? Some say free will is an illusion, but this is a philosophical error because you can't be an illusion without Ultimate Reality also being an illusion. Descartes wisely posits, I think, therefore I am; But God says, I AM, therefore I think.
If freedom is an illusion, then we are not responsible for sin; Nature and nurture are. But you can't really blame nature and nurture for sin because nature and nurture both teach us that we are able to either hurt ourselves or bless ourselves. We may choose life and pleasure or death and pain, and if this existential choice is illusory, then existence itself is as well. Nature and nurture would contradict itself, which it cannot because nurture is natural and both proclaim your existence. Let no one beguile with the false dichotomy between nature and nurture; the real war is waged between spirit and flesh, good and evil, life and death, truth and error.
Therefore, we now know by natural revelation that life must be real and if so then death is real as well; And if death is real, then the potential for sin is real and if sin is real then Christ is real. He is the God of "Is-real" unequivocally and beyond the shadow of any doubt. Even the demons believe without repentance for the sake of the elect (Jas 2:19); And yet God truly does hope against hope that all would come to repentance (2 Pet 3:9).
Hence, it must be part of the transcendent nature of Ultimate Reality that God (and we ourselves) can do something in advance of doing it. It is as if the effect precedes the cause. It is a mystery and the first great mystery; that of raw existence: I AM THAT I AM.
It is for this reason that the Holy Spirit speaks by what I call the principle of hearsay: What you hear is what she says. Therefore God cannot speak audibly because, in order to do so, the sound has to hit your eardrums before it is recognized and that violates the principle of hearsay. It requires a thought process that God can't perform without the prophet's mind. If God composes a message or creates an image, the light from the image must travel through the air and enter your mind through your eyes, which means that God must design it before you witness it. Again, that would violate the principle of hearsay, or in this case, the principle of peepshow: God can't show it unless you peep it!
If you want to know what God is saying, look around the room you're sitting in... Surprise! It's God! She's never left you -- she can't. And if you're reading this in a park, then the same principle applies. There's nowhere you can go in Creation and not be in the presence of God. She is one with her Creation; She is her Creation. Another name for Creation is Holy Spirit (and if you don't already have it, then I baptize you with it now!)
God speaks the Divine Name continually and can say no other thing. Buddhists consider the Ultimate Reality to be their god and they are right. However, they are also faithless because they don't repent to the Universe. They meditate in an attempt to become Buddha (which is to say, they want to be one with the Universe) but this is an inadequate witness because they believe that the Universe is mindless. That's why they meditate, to empty their minds of thought and become one with Thoughtlessness. Jehovah is thoughtless to be sure, but the God of Reality is not. She is Love and can only be witnessed in love. We love a Creation who can be kissed or killed.
Everything God speaks has the express purpose of contributing to the general welfare of humanity (whether Christian or not). She desires to minimize pain and increase pleasure worldwide. In her omniscience, the B.V.M. experiences all of our joys as well as our sorrows (but unlike us, she never forgets a moment of it forever). It benefits her if we dedicate our lives to experiencing all the pleasures life has to offer as richly and as intensely as we possibly can.
Should we lust after sex and wealth, our pleasure is transformed into suffering and the memory of Christ is dishonored. Yet we demean Christ also if we refuse life's blessings in guilt-ridden devotion. In God's eyes, penance is a form of lust; but God says we are to eat, drink, and be merry (Ecc 8:15); And again, the Spirit says to let your wife's breasts satisfy you at all times (Prov 5:19). Sex is a sacred ministry, but there are other ministries that are just as worthwhile, so we are always satisfied in whatever capacity and purpose we serve the LORD. Yet we know that our betrothal to the LORD will receive its full bodily consummation in the hereafter (if not the here).
There are no prudes or gays in the day of redemption; homosexuality as a mental illness is treated in Purgatory as are all phobias and obsessive compulsions. We will all have access to angelic shrinks who won't toss you out when the hour is up (even though you were just about to have a breakthrough -- and then, you get to pay his secretary 140 bucks because he doesn't want to dirty his manicured hands with your crazy cash). Instead, our angelic psychoanalysts will be board-certified sex therapists who know what a woman wants and that a cigar is never just a cigar.
HEART-BROKEN!!!
Lashing out against the world
Blaming life with insults hurled
Owner of a lonely heart
Time to find a brand new start
All these guys, they ain't the same
Tryin'a play that X-box game
Some of us are real adults
Don't put us in your insults
You'll find someone, just keep faith
'Joy will come', the Bible saith
But if you swear off all men
You'll become a lesbian
That's a form of suicide
From yourself, you cannot hide
Woman cannot please a woman
Take it from Petrus the Roman
Selfish love is foolishness
Sex requires difference
Just as God needs a witness
Without you, he cannot bless
Put the mirror on the shelf
Girl, you cannot please yourself
Don't reject the God who made you
Just because some faggot hates you
Join a church and find a man
Who can love you like I can!
No man's perfect, I agree
But I've got the Blood in me
I can speak confidently
(Yet not I, but Christ in me!)
Please believe these words I've spoken
Or you'll just wind up...
Miracles God Can Perform
Kinesis -- God can move objects in the Universe at will. She cannot move an object faster than light speed. If God moves an image, you have a vision. If God moves sound, you have an auditory experience. If God moves you, you have a tactile experience (a.k.a. the Anointing). Smells and tastes are also viable options for the Blessed Virgin.
Tongues -- God inspires tongues or can actually take kinetic control of your tongue. I have experienced both and the Spirit says most tongue-speakers will as well. When God inspires tongues, you are in control of your tongue, but the Holy Spirit inspires what comes out. Nevertheless, you may not even be aware of God's subtle possession of your tongue and vocal chords. Enjoy the gifts to the edification of the Church and without fear or lust.
Urim and Thummim -- God can communicate with prophets via a yes/no signal. The less said about this, the better.
Angels -- angels (or saints) are Christians who travel through time in order to participate in salvation. I am angel; you are an angel. Angels do things that God can't do such as speaking and writing. Some angels draw pictures and sing songs in order to enhance the visionary experience of mystics and prophets. If you've heard the audible voice of the LORD, then you've probably heard the voice of a saint. But take care, there are demons as well as angels:
(Gal 1:8) But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
Angels were there on the day of Pentecost, translating the words of the apostles into the various tongues of their proselytes. Angels played on harps and produced the images witnessed by Saint John in his Revelation. There are no guardian angels or patron saints, but don't bother removing the bobble-headed St. Christopher from the dash. It is a valid albeit quaint tradition and some of us feel more comfortable relating to a saint than to Almighty God. By the way, if they ever make a saint out of me, tell 'em I want to be the patron saint of divas and hustlers. And underneath my image, write: Don't call me a pimp -- I'm a matchmaker!
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LORD JESUS CHRIST,SON OF THE FATHER,SEND NOW YOUR SPIRIT OVER THE EARTH.LET THE HOLY SPIRIT LIVEIN THE HEARTS OF ALL NATIONS,THAT THEY MAY BE PRESERVEDFROM DEGENERATION, DISASTER AND WAR.MAY THE LADY OF ALL NATIONS,WHO ONCE WAS MARY,BE OUR ADVOCATE.AMEN.
LORD JESUS CHRIST,
SON OF THE FATHER,
SEND NOW YOUR SPIRIT OVER THE EARTH.
LET THE HOLY SPIRIT LIVE
IN THE HEARTS OF ALL NATIONS,
THAT THEY MAY BE PRESERVED
FROM DEGENERATION, DISASTER AND WAR.
MAY THE LADY OF ALL NATIONS,
WHO ONCE WAS MARY,
BE OUR ADVOCATE.
AMEN.
