Canto
XXXI
Gangster
Gospel
Canto XXXI
Petrus Romanus
Dirty-Talkin'
Baby... I want you to relax, unwind, exhale, and remind
me why I luv to stare at that sexy plus-size behind!
I almost didn't come here... cuz my shit's so good,
I saw through yu' lady-lump like I's choppin' wood!
Like a sexual Bam-Bam
I don't know my own strength, making Pebbles say "Damn-Damn!!"
I almost didn't fuck ya...
I didn't wanna ruin it for yu' future husband... ME!!
Cuz my dyck is so hot, it spits lava...
Like the FIRE god on the Isle of Java!
And when Pele demands his virgin sacrifice...
I'm finna jump on it like Adam tryna get da rib bone back!!
Now I know what yu' thinking...
"Where has he been all my life?"
Well the answer is, Nowhere...
cuz you ain't lived till you had yourself some o'this, little sis!
Cuz dis shit is loooong, strong and in a leopard-skin thong...
And you know I got my penis ring on... shhh!
don't tell no one! - Cuz when it comes to loving...
I'm a connoisseur of SEX du jour!
Ménage à trois for sure!
You up fu' some more?
Cuz I love the opera -- can't stand sports!
With an eye for fashion, need I say more?
Sometimes, I just wanna talk...
Hold yer hand, go for a walk...
Watch a chick-flick before heading out to Neiman-Marcus
For a nice pair o'pumps, then back to my place
for some sushi and Corona
Fresh-cut flowers and aromatherapy candles
The morning after, you wake up in my arms and realize that...
((I'm your lesbian lover!!))
Yeah, your lesbian lover in man's body -- and what a man too!
(I promise I'll call you...)
A Haiku 4 You Too...
There is a Kingdom
Some try to take it by force
Or a college course
Thus says the Teacher
The Kingdom is within you
Not in some damn book!
You will graduate
The moment you realize
No one's testing you
___
The star quarterback
must date the head cheerleader
cuz no one else asks
There is a kingdom
Whose doorway is true wisdom
There, there is freedom
We shall all expire
Thy blood shalt thy God require
Purged as in a fire
Ask me, "What is truth?"
God hath told me from my youth,
Read the Book of Ruth
Blessed for ever more
But in this angelic war
You're worth fighting for
Thus saith Jesse's Rod
Love thy neighbor as thy God,
Faithless Ichabod
just a teenager
living in a grownup world
way past her curfew
where are you running?
there's nothing out there for you
nothing but heartache
I am not drunken
I speak a diff'rent language
With stammering lips
And an unknown tongue
Let he that hath an ear, hear
What the Spirit saith
Speaking mysteries
Without the understanding
'Quench not the Spirit'
Shepherd of Hermas
Tormented by impure thoughts
Divers temptations
Make love to your wife
Now you have become as gods
Without relations
The angels of God
Are not given in marriage
Nor do they marry
The Queen of Heaven
(Like Isis or Athena)
Is our novena
The same is my mother
My sister and my lover
And ev'ry other
One in the Spirit
United by baptism
The Household of Faith
A rose, I suppose,
grows and grows and grows and grows,
but no one knows why.
Sweet Georgia peaches
Soft fuzz tickling my lips
Whenever I bite
How I love biting
Into their pinkish tan flesh
As juices escape
Sweet, tangy juices
Gushing all over my face
As I lick my lips
Don't shake that bottle
Of peaches and cream soda
Cuz it might explode!
Then, when I'm finished
I suck the "pit" out of it
You know what I mean???
Nothing is there wrong
In a world that God hath made
People are corrupt
Sex is beautiful
Nor is marriage a contract
It is a sex act
The Devil hates sex
He thinks marriage is a Right
I say it's a Rite
Flee fornication
Nor does man hate his own flesh
But cherisheth it
Making love to you
Without social permission
Is the only way
The sky's the limit
But without the earth beneath
There would be no sky
Take off all your clothes
No, not your stiletto heels
You're gonna need them
I hope you don't mind
I bought you a little gift
From JCPenney
*Sexy lingerie*
Try it on and let me see
Now turn! - Strike a pose!
Hands on hips! - Sashay!
Wear it like you own it, girl!
Strut your stuff! - Now vogue!
Turn to the rhythm!
(I'm a - I'm a - a diva
I'm a - a diva)
Goddamnit woman!
I can't take it anymore!
Come here and f*ck me!!
Two fishes, five loaves
Jesus gave thanks and blest them
And fed the masses
Never sleep naked
Because you might be waked
When the earth quaked
Then you'll have to run
Out in front of every one
Nope, it's not much fun
Look, they're all staring
At this woman so daring
FOX News is airing
There was no earthquake
A large truck made the ground shake
What a big mistake!
The Buddha told Christ,
"Suffer to be enlightened."
Jesus told him, No.
Christ told the Buddha,
"Suffer to redeem my flock."
The Buddha said, Ommm...
I love that honey
Can I buy it for money?
(Just being funny!)
It's just so yummy
Gushing under your tummy
My lips are gummy
Like Winnie the Pooh
I've got a honey jar too
Ho-ho-ho-hooooo!
The birds and the bees
Buzzing in between your knees
Can I have some pl-l-l-l-l-l-leeeease!!!!
Lay it on me thick
Pour it on my honey stick
((Yes, I meant my dyck))
Now give it a lick
I'm the john and you're the trick
Give it to me quick!
You and me, we click
I'm so slick, they call me Rick
You're my sexy chick!
I love your blonde hair
Through crooked glasses, you stare
(Not even aware
Of your young voyeur)
With your mouth slightly ajar
Wondering who's there...
The Red Baron soars
Just like a flying circus
Over the Verdun
Above the trenches
Looking down on Flanders Fields
Rife with mustard gas
Rickenbacker dives
Strafing Kaiser Wilhelm's troops
O'er the western front
Shell-shocked Royal Marines
No more spear-wielding Zulus
Now the fight is "fair"
War to end all wars
Railway guns and Zeppelins
Terrible weapons
Hear the whistle blow
See them go over the top
Into no-man's land
3-2-1 contact
Sputtering Sopwith engines
Damn those AA guns
Over there, doughboys
Make your Mother proud of you
The Yanks are coming
Armed with bayonets
Charging into Gatling guns
Thanks to Lafayette
Smoking cigarettes
Looking like silent film stars
Valentino's stare
Hear the bugle call
Angel of the battlefield
Armageddon's war
Johnny, get your gun
Hunting for the German Hun
Victory is won!
Released from bondage
Let no one reenslave us
As we free others
Athena beguiles
Me with her serpentine smiles
And feminine wiles
I feel so alive
As she takes my male sex drive
Out for a joy ride
My mojo's running
With Athena shot-gunning
She looks so stunning
On box leather seats
Performing sexual feats
As we cruise the streets
"Faster!" she implores
As my V6 engine roars
Athena, I'm yours!
I love it when you
Feel like changing the venue
Of our love, then you
Book a hotel suite
On the corner of 5th street
Where we both can meet
Like a clever ruse
Making love to my dark muse
Is what we both choose
Though some will accuse
Us of sexual abuse
Truth gives us her truce
Athena haunts me
Got me right where she wants me
Watch as she taunts me
A feast for the eyes
Ready with a hot surprise
To increase my size
I'm no Adonis
But better to be honest
Than god and goddess
That's why I love you
You think that I'm above you
As I do of you
You'll never escape
Unless you can realize
That you hold the key
The keyboard is smooth
Ebony and ivory
What could be better?
The saxophone laughs
Travelling on winding paths
Above the grand staffs
The flute is a hoot!
She whistles and toots to boot
Searching for that root...
Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum
Goes the little drummer boy
Full of righteous joy
The trumpet is "tops"
Trying not to blow his chops
Jazzin' up the pops
And then there's the bass
No one ever sees his face
(He's our saving grace...)
Style over substance?
But in the world we live in,
it's both that matter.
Why do people doubt?
There would be nothing to doubt
If it wasn't there
The fact that you doubt
Implicates the very thing
That you claim to doubt
So enjoy your doubt
When you are weak, you are strong
Your doubt praises me!
Sin is so sinful
That it sins against itself
Becoming righteous!
A house divided
Absolutely cannot stand
But my love can't fail
A double-edged sword
The best things in life are free
But so are the worst
City by the bay
Underneath the chandelier
Pop the Chardonnay
Sweet naïveté
Dressed in satin lingerie
(Purchased at Target)
Let the music play
Like a kinky cabaret
'Parlez vous frances?'
Watch as I display
My male sexual array
Now get down and pray
On your knees -- (Risqué!)
What was that I heard you say?
You want a three-way?
Baby, it's okay
Shhh! -- I know that u ain't gay
You just wanna play... ;)
Take my breath away!
As we each enter the fray
Of our sex mêlée
On her breasts you lay
Like a painting by Monet
Angelic foreplay
I'll be gone someday
On the wings of a blue jay
Love me anyway
And with me you'll stay
And from me you'll never stray
No matter what they...
MEGALITH PENIS
In a SEX Acropolis
Desires Artemis
the voice of treason...
Navigation
LORD JESUS CHRIST,SON OF THE FATHER,SEND NOW YOUR SPIRIT OVER THE EARTH.LET THE HOLY SPIRIT LIVEIN THE HEARTS OF ALL NATIONS,THAT THEY MAY BE PRESERVEDFROM DEGENERATION, DISASTER AND WAR.MAY THE LADY OF ALL NATIONS,WHO ONCE WAS MARY,BE OUR ADVOCATE.AMEN.
LORD JESUS CHRIST,
SON OF THE FATHER,
SEND NOW YOUR SPIRIT OVER THE EARTH.
LET THE HOLY SPIRIT LIVE
IN THE HEARTS OF ALL NATIONS,
THAT THEY MAY BE PRESERVED
FROM DEGENERATION, DISASTER AND WAR.
MAY THE LADY OF ALL NATIONS,
WHO ONCE WAS MARY,
BE OUR ADVOCATE.
AMEN.
