Foreplay
The fewer the people who read this book,
the greater its success.
Gangster Gospel is a completely made-up work of fiction. It is about a Jamaican-American grad student living at the dawn of the third millennium who is suddenly received into Gangster's Paradise and told all cosmic mysteries by the Blessed Virgin -- who, by the way, plays a mean game of Canasta and can open a Smirnoff with a car key! Upon instructing the aforementioned grad student on all matters concerning faith and morals, she sent him back and told him to write these things in a book and preach it to the nations in the name of her son Jesus and to the glory of the Father. Amen.
(This work contains language suitable for miners, but not for minors. You dig?)
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